Wednesday, April 23, 2008

4/23 - Cracked me up!!!

With the daily knee jerk reactions of homeland security people at airports, in our own river via the USCG. I recieved this as an email from a friend and man did this crack me up.

here's what he sent me......

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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you (IE: a bath, two seats, a hair-cut, a breath mint, a base ball bat over the head) on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky as if to pray.

6. Then Click the link below

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

No guarantee who will be moved off the plane/train/or Ferry ship!!

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And just think, you may get to ride all by yourself to your destination. And get those silly "shoe inspectors" back, BIG TIME!