and of course, I WASN'T OUT THERE!!!!!!
I tell people ll the time.
"I specialize in fishing under the harshest conditions. IE: Full & New Moons, with gale force due East of West winds. Bitter cold record chill days, 6 foot seas on a July afternoon in 99 degree heat with lightning and blinding rain.....because I don't get to pick my days.
Instead of fishing on this glorious day.
I went and got a new anchor to replace yesterdays lost one.
Spent the $201.50 buying my customers their "fishing licenses".
I have to buy the fishing license for the boat in this state.
While every other state customers have to buy their own fishing license.
THEN, I CLEANED UP A BUNCH OF FISH FROM SUNDAY, STOKED UP THE FRYER, POPPED OPEN A FEW "xtra strong" NEW CASTLE BEERS.
SEASONED THE FILLETS AFTER THE OIL BATH WITH SOME CREOLE SEASONING, AND HAD ME A PIG FEST, EATING FRESH FRIED TROUT, FLOUNDER & SHEEPSHEAD,.......
THEN PASSED OUT IN MY LAZY BOY FOR TWO HOURS BECAUSE THE 4 BEERS I CHUGGED WERE SO DAMN STRONG, THEY KNOCKED ME OUT!
c'c'mon, let's git you some!